Reverse Racism ‘doesn’t exist

Apparently the Harris-Stowe State University decided to fire a white professor to make the college ‘blacker’. We can think of quite a few ‘upgrades’ they’re planning on instituting next to make this a stellar ghetto facility:

  • Standardizing all food on campus to the ‘negro package’ of fried chicken, watermelon and grape juice
  • Commissioning a medicinal marijuana dispensary on campus
  • Opening an office on campus for fast and secure child support payments
  • Partnering with Universal or another major music company for installing vending machines around campus, where aspiring blacks can submit their mixed tapes
  • Building a monument of Beyonce or Obama or Obeyonce
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