A sexually frisky imam from Cardiff found himself in neck-deep shit when it came (haha, get it?) to the attention of parents and authorities that he molested “primary school girls as young as five as they listened to him reciting the Koran”. Hey, we get it man. You start reading a book that describes the sweaty sandy fantasies of a pedophile – you’re bound to get carried away. Shit happens.
But next time you catch that jungle gym fever, remember you’re on Western soil now. And in Western Europe whenever a grown-ass man has unhealthy cravings for some tender underage lamb – we do things differently. See, even our pedophiles have standards and adhere to certain rules. So buckle up and start integrating, you goat pedosaurus.