Another teenager on an idyllic family outing bit the dust. Well, actually, it was the shark that did the biting. But this is getting out of hand. It’s as if, almost, people were NOT intended to swim/surf in shark-infested waters. Who would have guessed?!
Well, at least they’re going to “keep Wylie Bay Beach closed today and surfers have been warned to stay away for at least the next 48 hours” ’cause, you know, there won’t be any sharks in the water after that time, like, ever again.
Thank God it was a white person that died this time. Imagine if animals started committing hate crimes too..