This just in from the friendly, PC and tolerant country of Canada: children in primary school learn how cool it is to sexually pleasure deviant lesbians and gays; white students lose credits if they skip religion and gender tolerance classes in college; “former” ISIS fighters “returning to their homeland” will need to be referred to as ‘Islamic travellers’ to better re-integrate and bigoted, hateful Christians have their children taken away by social services if they refuse to let them learn about the joys of having strangers touch your no-no parts and stretch them as they please, because, you know….not having kids sexualized and turned into sitting ducks for the pedos in power is the ONLY problem Canada is currently facing.
Another tragedy has struck in Germany, this time at the hands hoofs of a promiscuous pony in a children’s zoo. Apparently, the animal made itself seem sexually available, thus misleading a young chap – fresh outta Syria – into brutally raping it. Or maybe the pony asked for it rough, whatever, we don’t speak subhuman.
A romantic unnatural date between an American woman and an illegally imported Islamic parasite ended in tragedy when he crashed the car and then hailed a cab to the hospital, leaving her to burn to death. Hey, at least she skipped the gang rape part, although her charred remains make it difficult to tell what could have happen in that nether area of hers prior to the fun outing.
When a negroid London Fashion Week designer swindled investors out of £320,000 to fund a lavish lifestyle, no one spent one second doubting what these funds went towards. In the ghetto jargon of her ancestors, a ‘lavish lifestyle’ constitutes all-you-can-eat fried chicken buffets, grape juice and watermelon. The ratchet ho went so crazy with her spending and midnight trips to McDonald’s drive-tru that she was bound to get caught at some point. She had a good run, though. Such a shame…Greed and fried chicken always get to their head.
Opening a newspaper these days can give you a heart attack from laughing too hard at the next ridiculous thing the liberast West is coming up with.
In the latest installment of rewriting history to fit their demented perception of reality, a bunch of sponsored scientits dug up a bag of bones and determined that the sad remains prove that “women spread culture and knowledge around Europe 4,000 years ago while men stayed at home”.
Sure. Next thing they’re gonna tell us is that sandwiches made themselves for centuries and dicks sucked themselves.
It’s all about tiptoeing around the feelings of minorities who have done nothing to contribute to the current state of European civilization except its decline, of course. The last milestone we’re crossing is removing busts and portraits of the founding fathers of English colleges and replacing them with pictures of merry-go-round negros, because, you know…it’s nice to be nice. And also, they’ve contributed to modern education with so much, like:
Discovering how much they love fried chicken, watermelon and grape juice.
Enriching the name pool with gems like Shanice, Ledasha, DeShawn and Marquis.
Teaching us that Black Lives Matter by killing each other in petty ghetto quarrels about who’s pants are baggier and who’s the real pimpster for nailing more syphilis-ridden ratchet hoes.
A muesli found out the hard way that you’re not supposed to bite the hard that feeds finances you in your demented endeavors to enslave the civilized world. Apparently, he got carried away during one of the weekly meetings of their cult, where they indulge in butt-loving, pedophilia and goat stuffing and suggested that all jews be killed by the mercy of their imaginary moon deity.
You can bet your ass that their equally ridiculous and blood-thirsty cousins known as jewbaccas did not take kindly to such blunt honesty. It’s one thing to terrorize, murder, rape and abuse Christians, which is the cornerstone of both death cults.