Watch out, folks. Now, coming to a town near you – you can receive a proverbial slap on the wrist and have your bank account suspended IF you say something that might be considered offensive to curry munchers nationwide. No matter that they’ve made entire areas in a country what was once the most feared and respected culture completely inhabitable by stinking them up with their foul odours (both body and cuisine-related). No! Let’s focus on the issue at hand – their wittle feewings get hurt when the puke-like substance they call ‘food’ gets references in an innocent phone conversation.
This just in from the friendly, PC and tolerant country of Canada: children in primary school learn how cool it is to sexually pleasure deviant lesbians and gays; white students lose credits if they skip religion and gender tolerance classes in college; “former” ISIS fighters “returning to their homeland” will need to be referred to as ‘Islamic travellers’ to better re-integrate and bigoted, hateful Christians have their children taken away by social services if they refuse to let them learn about the joys of having strangers touch your no-no parts and stretch them as they please, because, you know….not having kids sexualized and turned into sitting ducks for the pedos in power is the ONLY problem Canada is currently facing.
Another tragedy has struck in Germany, this time at the hands hoofs of a promiscuous pony in a children’s zoo. Apparently, the animal made itself seem sexually available, thus misleading a young chap – fresh outta Syria – into brutally raping it. Or maybe the pony asked for it rough, whatever, we don’t speak subhuman.
A romantic unnatural date between an American woman and an illegally imported Islamic parasite ended in tragedy when he crashed the car and then hailed a cab to the hospital, leaving her to burn to death. Hey, at least she skipped the gang rape part, although her charred remains make it difficult to tell what could have happen in that nether area of hers prior to the fun outing.
When a negroid London Fashion Week designer swindled investors out of £320,000 to fund a lavish lifestyle, no one spent one second doubting what these funds went towards. In the ghetto jargon of her ancestors, a ‘lavish lifestyle’ constitutes all-you-can-eat fried chicken buffets, grape juice and watermelon. The ratchet ho went so crazy with her spending and midnight trips to McDonald’s drive-tru that she was bound to get caught at some point. She had a good run, though. Such a shame…Greed and fried chicken always get to their head.
Opening a newspaper these days can give you a heart attack from laughing too hard at the next ridiculous thing the liberast West is coming up with.
In the latest installment of rewriting history to fit their demented perception of reality, a bunch of sponsored scientits dug up a bag of bones and determined that the sad remains prove that “women spread culture and knowledge around Europe 4,000 years ago while men stayed at home”.
Sure. Next thing they’re gonna tell us is that sandwiches made themselves for centuries and dicks sucked themselves.